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10/2/10
The world of White Rastas
During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known as “Bob Marley.”
Depending on the coolness of the white person, they can experience this stage anywhere between the sixth grade and their last year of college. Regardless of when they went through this phase, every white person can tell you about the time when they had Legend on repeat. If you wish to test this theory, go to any floor in a College Dorm and there is a 100% chance you will find at least one Bob Marley poster.
It is also worth noting that white people tend get into smoking marijuana during this phase. This is why most white people view the combination of the two as one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth. But when they really want to take it to the next level they will combine Bob Marley, Marijuana, a long weekend and some sort of notable outdoor location (beach, cottage, or patio). There are few activities on earth that are more appealing to them.
Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is almost impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.
But be warned that a white person saying they like “reggae” what they really mean is “reggae from 1965-1983.”
Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall music event or club, it will frighten the shit out of them.
Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation right away. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a G20 protest
6/4/10
FUNNY MAN JONAH HILL
One of the healthiest looking fat guys Jonah Hill talks a bit about his upcoming movie
5/29/10
FORMULA 50 DIET?
Well it seems that most of us have a hard time losing weight 50 here has done it swiftly except while looking like a cancer patient but according to ThisIs50.com he dropped from 214 pounds to 160 over the course of just nine weeks with a 'liquid diet and working out three hours a day'... man he should have said he was on a diet of that vitamin water line of his Formula 50, that would have generated some income especially considering how rappers, 50 included, have pushed the promotion of all sorts of products..
he would have pulled an Oprah better than Oprah!
To some of us That would have been funnier than "Roca-pads"!... peep the vid
Chappelle Show And RocaPads
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he would have pulled an Oprah better than Oprah!
To some of us That would have been funnier than "Roca-pads"!... peep the vid
Chappelle Show And RocaPads
Powered by: Really Funny Clips
5/26/10
2 year old baby smokes cigarettes
Obviously adults must have been up to something... this is pretty much child abuse if you think about it..
This post definitely gets "egg"... rotten ones at that
This post definitely gets "egg"... rotten ones at that
5/24/10
5/19/10
WAYS TO BE COOL....
umm how do you speak "European"
on a brighter note it's good to see that some sleezy semi obnoxious helplessly douche bag celeb didn't make the list.
Something cool to me would be a name change... not LL Cool Dre necessarily but something more unique kinda like that elementary kids would find strange but adults totally awesome
Newcomer Janelle Monáe totally kills it on letterman.. like wow!
Sounds like: amy whinehouse electrified with ants in the pants...
5/1/10
GUY GETS CAUGHT SPANKING IT AT WORK
Spy cam-$100, Joining online porn sites for porn-$29, Jerking off to porn, sucking your finger and sticking it in your azz till completion- Fucking Hilarious, Having your ex-co-workers show you doing all this on video and then asking who they sent it to only to find out it's on YOU TUBE..... PRICELESS!!!
4/27/10
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