12/23/10

Conspiracy Theories?

Every generation will have their own conspriacy theories, in the 50's it was Elvis, in the 60's it was Bruce Lee, the 70's it was Jimi Hendrix & Jim Morrison & in the 90's it was Tupac & Kurt Cobain. There will always be people who are smoking to much weed with alot of time on their hands. Others are just nutcases like Hugo Chavez saying the U.S. were behind the killing of the dinosaurs or the C.I.A. behind the earthquake in Haiti or clerics in Iran that hot women there are the cause of earthquakes. Anyways anyone in the free world has the freedom to be stupid by their own choice.
Whatever happened to "Factual Theories"?


An Al Qaeda representative says that claims that the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.



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Lady on the phone: umm is this a prank call?
Poor guy: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-o







SNOOP DOGG FT. STUTTER- VATO REMIX

12/14/10

Some crazy things people do...



Slap Chop... a RASSSCLOTTTT secret weapon

ISLAMIC WOMAN BEATEN FOR WEARING PANTS





THE TWO ALCHEMISTS!

Opposites attract here with these two jawdropping talents. If they stood on a busy corner with a hat, how much coins do you think they'd earn?


10/2/10

The world of White Rastas






During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known as “Bob Marley.”

Depending on the coolness of the white person, they can experience this stage anywhere between the sixth grade and their last year of college. Regardless of when they went through this phase, every white person can tell you about the time when they had Legend on repeat. If you wish to test this theory, go to any floor in a College Dorm and there is a 100% chance you will find at least one Bob Marley poster.

It is also worth noting that white people tend get into smoking marijuana during this phase. This is why most white people view the combination of the two as one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth. But when they really want to take it to the next level they will combine Bob Marley, Marijuana, a long weekend and some sort of notable outdoor location (beach, cottage, or patio). There are few activities on earth that are more appealing to them.

Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is almost impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.

But be warned that a white person saying they like “reggae” what they really mean is “reggae from 1965-1983.”
Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall music event or club, it will frighten the shit out of them.

Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation right away. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a G20 protest

6/4/10

FUNNY MAN JONAH HILL


One of the healthiest looking fat guys Jonah Hill talks a bit about his upcoming movie

5/29/10

FORMULA 50 DIET?

Well it seems that most of us have a hard time losing weight 50 here has done it swiftly except while looking like a cancer patient but according to ThisIs50.com he dropped from 214 pounds to 160 over the course of just nine weeks with a 'liquid diet and working out three hours a day'... man he should have said he was on a diet of that vitamin water line of his Formula 50, that would have generated some income especially considering how rappers, 50 included, have pushed the promotion of all sorts of products..
he would have pulled an Oprah better than Oprah!

To some of us That would have been funnier than "Roca-pads"!... peep the vid
Chappelle Show And RocaPads

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M.I.A. on Nylon tv

5/26/10

2 year old baby smokes cigarettes

Obviously adults must have been up to something... this is pretty much child abuse if you think about it..
This post definitely gets "egg"... rotten ones at that

5/19/10

WAYS TO BE COOL....



umm how do you speak "European"
on a brighter note it's good to see that some sleezy semi obnoxious helplessly douche bag celeb didn't make the list.
Something cool to me would be a name change... not LL Cool Dre necessarily but something more unique kinda like that elementary kids would find strange but adults totally awesome

LATINO 101

Chronicles of latinos part one from latino career choices to food


VIP WIZ KHALIFA FOOTAGE

Newcomer Janelle Monáe totally kills it on letterman.. like wow!

Sounds like: amy whinehouse electrified with ants in the pants...

5/1/10

GUY GETS CAUGHT SPANKING IT AT WORK

Spy cam-$100, Joining online porn sites for porn-$29, Jerking off to porn, sucking your finger and sticking it in your azz till completion- Fucking Hilarious, Having your ex-co-workers show you doing all this on video and then asking who they sent it to only to find out it's on YOU TUBE..... PRICELESS!!!

4/21/10

THROWBACK JOINT

What an awesome video & song, so forgotten

3/9/10

FROM BAD TO WORSE

Last i heard of D'Angelo he was getting his shit together (after a cocaine arrest) recording an album with ?uestlove of The Roots & i wont lie he had me pretty hyped up. But D'Angelo hit a new low & one that would make a celeb manager go bonkers, he was arrested trying to solicit a prostitute in the West Village section of Manhattan. Suggesting by what we see off career groupies the undercover cop hooker had actual chance of doing it with him... but things done changed and D'angelo doesn't look the chiseled toned beast we used to know add to the fact that he's kept a really low key profile for the past 5 or 6 years.
D'angelo if your reading this please come back the game needs you.




2/25/10

DUMBEST CRIMINALS

Two burglars were arrested trying to rob a home with permanent black magic marker scribbled all over their faces. As MSNBC's host put it:
"How about a Halloween mask? There everywhere. It's not that hard. Permanent marker is literally the very last thing you would want to use to hide your identity while committing a crime... America, we can do better."

RAEKWON- PIONEERS MP3


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WIZ KHALIFA- CABIN FEVER MP3


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DOES JIM JONES HAVE A SNEAKER COMING OUT?

SNOOP'S NEW SONG WITH KID CUDI


Download Snoop Kid Cudi That Tree COMPLEX com mp3
Song produced by Diplo (Santogold, Maluca, M.I.A.)

2/22/10

MARLON WAYANS TO PLAY RICHARD PRYOR IN BIOPIC


"Obviously there are a number of requirements to playing Richard Pryor -- you have to be funny, of course, but this role also has so many colors to it that you need to be a strong actor who can handle the dramatic scenes," the director of the movie said which is expected to come out sometime next year & we're sure people will be talking about why Marlon Wayans was chosen as the lead actor to play him... Marlon Wayans has never really showed himself to be a mature or serious person on stage or off.. we're sorry but to us it seems like if Jim Carey played Mel Gibson in Braveheart.. go figure. Unless he really steps his acting game up which we hope because he really love Richard Pryor. Pryor's daughter should have a bigger hand too in this project we wonder what she thinks.

10 REASONS TO NOT TALK ON THE PHONE...

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2/21/10

ONE RAPPERS JOURNEY TOWARDS ISLAM


"Hamza Perez, a former drug dealer who converted to Islam, says Muslims in the US have suffered more harassment since Obama took office than during the Bush era".

FOOD NETWORK WANTS THE "CANADIAN GORDON RAMSAY"



In this new documentary series Iron Chef and star of Restaurant Makeover.. Chef David Adjey helps first time restaurateurs open their dream restaurant.. often with their life’s savings on the line. Dave is a rock star in the restaurant world blunt, smart and North America’s most sought after restaurant consultant. He’s both an artist and a bottom line guy kind of guy & knows that food 'must be delicious and profitable'.

If you’re a first-time restaurateur opening your own spot between now and December 2010, contact them at theopener@franticfilms.com or 416-324-8537 ext. 331 or 324.

DOWNLOAD DJ DOO WOP MIXTAPE FROM 1995


Download Doo Wop Live Part zip
01. Intro
02. KRS-One Freestyle
03. Naughty By Nature Freestyle
04. Keith Murray/Redman Freestyle
05. Mobb Deep Freestyle
06. Big Noyd Freestyle
07. AZ Freestyle
08. Lost Boyz Freestyle
09. Uneek Freestyle
10. Smif N Wessun Freestyle
11. Mad Lion Freestyle
12. Channel Live Freestyle
13. King Just Freestyle
14. Busta Rhymes - Everything Remains Raw
15. GZA & Method Man - Shadowboxin
16. Luke & Biggie - Bust A Nut
17. LL Cool J - Hip-Hop
18. Smoothe Da Hustler - Fuck What Ya Heard
19. Busta Rhymes - Woo Hah
20. GZA - Investiagative Reports
21. Smoothe Da Hustler & Trigga - Broken Language
22. KRS-One - Rappaz R N Danja
23. Raekwon - Incarcerated Scarfaces
24. Group Home - Livin Proof
25. Blahzay Blahzay - Danger
26. Akinyele
27. Nine - When the Shit Hits The Fan
(props to TSS)

A SKYPE PHONE? VERIZON & SKYPE MERGE


GigaOm has dug up some tidbits on the recently announced deal between Verizon and Skype, an agreement that would put Skype on Verizon Wireless’ smartphones. According to them Verizon and Skype reportedly inked an exclusive two to three year deal that will not be offered to other carriers. We are not too sure how the deal is exclusive since Skype is available for download already on most smartphones, but hey who knows...

2/20/10

WALE & HIS PRETTY GIRLS ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

I've always said Wale sounds like he could have been Marvin Gaye's son but Wale brought out the backpack for a very dope rappin' performance with a band & all. I've never gotten to see an urban act perform with a live band but seeing from all these (self pampering) youtube clips i find, i gotta experience this one day.

2/19/10

BEYONCE ON THE TODAY SHOW

We all know she's crazy.. well at least girl next door crazy (you mind your business like a good neighborhood should but you know "she crazy" behind those doors lolol), here she's talks it up about her husband Jay-Z, the Grammy's & much more check out the video!


2/16/10

RIHANNA'S NEW VIDEO "RUDE BOY"

Rihanna's looking like M.I.A. or Santogold in vid looks like homegirl is getting her hipster on...
There is some nice artwork on the video it almost looks like a myspace page of a teenager but it's all pretty bittersweet because by now her legion of online haters aren't going to be sleeping on the video.

Drake's Sprite "Spark" Commercial

2/15/10

WELL SAID...

The blogger professor on race in America.

Biggest John Mayer fan..